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[rubyredstained]

Last night was epic. I remember most of it. First the girls and Leon decorated the house with bras, knickers and a rather amusingly placed pair of boxers (Leon put it on one of the angels) and then Leon and I escaped and indulged in green curry, wine, and a new album, Evelyn and Evelyn. Which is awesome.

I do not remember what happened later. I did wake up naked in Leon's bed, but I tend to do that anyway. It was an awesome night.




Leon is clearly protecting himself here.


And I made this. I like it a lot.

Comments

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

Glad Leon uses protection.

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Hark, I hear a dad being dad-like! Is this because you're not ready to be 'Papa' to my spawn?

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

Not quite yet. Let's postpone that another twenty years or so. Wait until I get old enough for kids.

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, deal. I'm too young for that shit too, believe me! No spawn. Though you'd better kiss Mr Bojangles next time you visit because last time you didn't and now he keeps knocking down the picture of you from the dresser.

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

It's him trying to tell you that I am his arch-nemesis.

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Do you wear spandex? Does your outfit involve horns in any way?!?!

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

You know it does, Serenity.

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Ah, my hopes are dreams are coming true.

Daddy, are you the Icelandic Volcano God?

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

Shh, tell no one.

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Your secret is safe with me!

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

So I can expect to see it on Facebook in the next few minutes?

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Hehhehehheee!

Actually no... People actually read my Facebook now and that could get out of hand.

GOD. You have one kid streaking around campus with a sock and another one waking up in some boy's bed after flipping out about her public. This is why you blow up volcanoes, isn't it?

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

Andy's joined a militant neo-nazi group focused on the welfare of sparking vampires.

I have to have some way to relieve the stress.

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Kids these days... Tsk. That Cullen guy creeps me right out.

I have this friend you could 'relieve the stress' with.

(And on a serious note, you're proud of me, right? I mean I know you are but I'm having a crisis and I just need to see it...)

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

She has a life-size poster on the outside of her bedroom door. He keeps scaring the bejezuz out of me at night.

Oh really? Man, hook me up, girlfriend!

(On a serious note: I could barely be prouder. But you could be rolling around in jello in the backyard and I'd still be stupidly adoring and proud so I'm not the most unbiased of sources.)

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

...OH MY GOD I would move...

Wear something slutty!

(I really know. Thank you! I adore you too! And I promise I won't roll around in Jell-O your backyard. At least not until I need something!)

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

Oh Serena, you know that everything I own is slutty. I can't help myself when it comes to showing off this piece of arse.

(The pool will be waiting.)

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

As long as you don't have arse-less chaps, we're golden!

(I love you!)

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

... but they're snakeskin.

(I love you too, sweetheart.)

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

You're fired! :D

[thetimewehave.livejournal.com]

Vinyl, even. High quality protection. For the nipples.

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

Very wise.