rubyredstained: (Blank and unafraid)
Serenity Dawson ([personal profile] rubyredstained) wrote2009-09-02 09:13 pm

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BEN!

I made my mothers cry and now Elaine wants you. You know...to...hug not to..you know.

She's sobbing your name over and over. And Kristen is madly making her energy shakes and lighting aromatherapy candles and I'm at a freakin' loss here.

Help?

[identity profile] drownbythebeach.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
What did you do to them!

[identity profile] rubyredstained.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much.

Fuck, I'm exhausted.
Edited 2009-09-02 11:23 (UTC)

[identity profile] drownbythebeach.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Poor Serenity.

Are you still going to audition for Spectre's band?

[identity profile] rubyredstained.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't stand a chance, Gryffindor.

[identity profile] drownbythebeach.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
I think you do, Serenarenity.

[identity profile] drownbythebeach.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you so afraid of making it, Serena. Because you relaly could.

[identity profile] rubyredstained.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus Christ, I'd have to learn how to be happy.

Fuck me dead.

[identity profile] drownbythebeach.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Gay boys don't fuck ladies.

You'll be fine, Serenity. Wonderful, even.

[identity profile] rubyredstained.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Erf.

Will you come with me?

[identity profile] drownbythebeach.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Sure! I like gazing at Flynn!

[identity profile] rubyredstained.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, in it for the scenery?

[identity profile] rubyredstained.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
At least you know, Pumpkin.

[identity profile] thatoldgeek.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm coming over. Just got to make sure Noah can keep an eye on Andy.

[identity profile] rubyredstained.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
I can always trade you. I think I'm just going to make it worse here.

She keeps saying this is why she became a lesbian and men are horrible and she just wants the one she knows wouldn't ever be terrible.

See, you're just that good. Want me to come over?

[identity profile] thatoldgeek.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm coming over to be the beacon of hope for my entire gender? I best change out of my shirt that says 'Back to the kitchen, wench!'

Alright, I'll come over there and you can come babysit. Although Andy is yelling now that she doesn't need a babysitter but I'm her father and I overrule her.

[identity profile] rubyredstained.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
*snort* Fuck I love you.

Ah, you big man you. It's alright, I'll make it fun and we'll watch movies until bedtime.

Thank you.

[identity profile] thatoldgeek.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome, Serenity, and I love you as well.