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[rubyredstained]

I FOUND THE BEST PICTURE!



I am ON your lap, BEING blond. BEN YOU ARE SO ADORABLE oh my DEAR GOD!

Typing in caps lock is the fault of Deirdre Rose, but anyway, it's applicable. I went to visit my mums and they made me go through old photos (there are some amazing ones of myself and Noah chewing on various things and each other...) and there were a fucktonne of Ben looking adorable (and one where he looked a little naughty...) and then they tried to send me home with wine and wine and wine but I said no because they were having too much fun drinking each other under the table and doing it.

My mums are so unique.

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[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

(and one where he looked a little naughty...)

Your mother promise they were all destroyed!

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

...OH GOD BEN WHUT!

You were smoking something not a cigarette you naughty naughty boy.

[thatoldgeek.livejournal.com]

That is of course what I obviously meant and you should carry on with this post.

Don't do drugs.

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. I mean yes, I will go with it! Ahem.

I don't (mostly)!

Seriously though, your smile is adorable. It's like you like me or something, gosh.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

....uh..

I thought this was a photo of me. And I was very confused as to how you got ahold of it. And why I was in an unfamiliar house with a baby I didn't know.

It all becomes clear.

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

HAHHAHHAHAHA Oh my god, can I see photos of widdle Peter, please please?!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Well...I suppose.

I can only find one and I am quite young and not paying attention. I blame my sister. She was showing me my new bicycle (which subsequently got taken away, but that's neither here nor there).

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Eeeiii look at your little face, Peter! Adorable!

Your bicycle got taken away?

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Apparently they're not proper or something? I don't know.

If you happen to peer into my garage you will notice my kids have about 17 bicycles and I don't have 17 kids. ...yet...

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Your life sounds awesome...

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Well my parents certainly never had sex under the kitchen table. They didn't speak at the table...

[rubyredstained.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

I'm going to go find and cuddle my kids. Excuse me.