...Ben! (Not that one can blame you there, but you see, he's not 60 and oh God I just realised I did bone Peter's uncle...) Because my housemate is quite close to Peter and one day we stole it! Entirely innocent, I promise you! Well...there was stealing, but Peter shouldn't drink it anyway.

You are as bad as Noah avoiding my questions... God, it's like you're related or something. If you don't eat when I'm there, you're grounded.

I know, Ben. It's okay. I didn't know she was awake, wonderful! What a week. Fuck.