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Hey, Ben, my mothers are doing a spell on you. For fortitude or...virility or something.

If you turn into a chicken or various, at least we'll know who to blame. I accidentally walked into their circle again and upset their guides. So then I had to walk around the room for ten minutes ringing a bell so I could cleanse the space.

The things I learned as a child are so not the things other people learned...

In addition, my mothers told me I am perfect as I am and if I prescribed to man's ideals on a woman's body they would disown me, and despite knowing that to be an empty threat, I'm taking it on board. If Spectre wants to take the label offer from Roadrunner, I'm out of the band. I can find something else that makes me happy and doesn't ask me to be something I'm not. Luckily, I know Spectre better than that.

I have been so blessed.

My mothers probably did a spell :D