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Hahahaha! Charity went home last night (that's my sister, BTW) and she found our mothers on the kitchen floor, locked in a ritual rather more intimate than what they were supposed to be doing, which was sending good vibes into the ether for me.

I don't want your sex vibes, mums!

Charity says she is scarred for life and it's all my fault. Wah wah wah, little sister. Be thankful they're doing that instead of hating each other with their eyes!