Because shit happens. Because I know, more than anything, that you guys love me; love all of us. And that's more important that anything else. Because my birth father died when I was a baby and I have never had to feel like I didn't have a father. Not once. Because you're human and humans fuck up sometimes.

And because, let's face it, Elaine wouldn't see this as a bad thing anyway. She and Kristen believe in free love and so she actually would not understand the idea of cheating. So I can't fault her because I understand how her mind works, and I...look, I think you did the wrong thing. So did I. For years. And years and years. And when you found out, you didn't judge me. You loved me.

I understand why Noah's upset, though I don't want to get in to my feelings on his reaction to all this. I'm just not.